1 In the felinning Kitty created the heavens and the grass. 2 Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of Kitty was hovering over the earth.
3 And Kitty said, “Let there be foods,” and there were foods. 4 Kitty saw that the food was good, and she separated the food from the poo. 5 Kitty called the treats “purr,” and the poo she called “MEOWW.” And there were bowls, and there were litters—the first day.
6 And God said, “Let there be a vault between the foods to separate foods from foods.” 7 So Kitty made the vault and separated the treats from dry foods. And it was so. 8 God called the vault “mew.” And there were bowls, and there were litters—the second day.
9 And Kitty said, “Let the toys under the sky be gathered to one place, and let a scrappy ground appear.” And it was so. 10 God called the scrappy ground “scratch-scratch,” and the playground she called “meow-meow.” And Kitty saw that it was good.
11 Then Kitty said, “Let the land produce vegetation: minty plants that make you feel funny and trees with spherical fruits to play with on the land.” And it was so. 12 The land produced vegetation: minty plants on the land that make Kitty feel funny and trees bearing fruit for Kitty to play with. And Kitty saw that it was good. 13 And there were bowls, and there were litters—the third day.
14 And Kitty said, “Let there be lights in the vault of the sky to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark sacred times, and days and years, 15 and let them be lights in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth.” And it was so. 16 Kitty made two great lights—the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. She also made the stars. 17 Kitty set them in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth, 18 to govern the day and the night, and to separate light from darkness. And Kitty saw that it was good. 19 And there were bowls, and there were litters—the fourth day.
20 And Kitty said, “Let the water teem with living creatures, and let birds fly above the earth across the vault of the sky.”[...]
